This headline caught my eye today:
Borat to wear Sherlock Holmes' hat
Yes folks, Sasha Baron Cohen, he who make the mankini famous is to play our beloved intrepid detective and Will Ferrell will do the honours as the trusty sidekick, Watson.
Hmmmm, will Holmes pull out the violin and play Air on a G-string?
I hope Sir Arthur Conan Doyle had a sense of humour, otherwise there could be some seismic activity centered around Minstead.